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Ok, so my life has been threatened if I did not get this list out soon so here it is.......

The 13 Things That You Need to Bring to the Dominican Republic at the Melia Tropical All-Inclusive Resort

13. Compass: In order to find north while your trying to read the chalk board sized map of the
resort.



12. English/Spanish dictionary: Cause playing charades doesn't cut it.



11. Forehead light: Cause its creepy dark after the sun sets.


10. Closed toe shoes for men and heels for the women in order to eat at the Al-a-carte
restaurants: "Senors, No shoes no eat!"

9. Body Reflector Vest: So yo ass don't get run over by the golf carts after dark cause its creepy
dark.


8. SPF 80: Anything less and the sun laughs at you.


7. Dr. Schouls shoe cushion inserts: Its a long way from your room to the Al-A-Carte
restaurants in heels.


6. TWO brands of Deoderant: Some don't work in the Dominican heat...Say NO to BO!


5. A watch set to the eastern time zone: To make sure your on time for your reservation at the
Japanese Al-A -Carte restaurant... "Senoritas, 10 minutes late, NO EAT!"

4. Pepto and/or Imodium: Need I say more?

3. 100% Deet: Anything less and the mosquitoes laugh in your face....as they are biting you.

2. Body Powder: One Word....Chaffing

1. Ankle braces: For when you twist your ankles walking in heels on the cobblestone walkway
from your room back to the Al-A-Carte restruant in the creepy darkness and
have to leap out of the way of a speeding golf cart that didn't see you cause you
didn't have a reflector vest on.

Next time: What All-Inclusive means